The Pemmican Briefs - part 7

Author: Namgubed

Date: February 6, 2002

by Namgubed
2-06-02
The reporters find amidst the evidence ...
Edible underwear made of beef jerky? Surely the President's choice of undergarments is in ... questionable taste.
I knew you were going to say that. And quit calling me Shirley!
Suddenly, there is a huge gust of wind ...
Damn, there go the incriminating documents!
And my shirt and my hairpiece!
Sure enough ...
Shit! Black helicopters in Whisper Modeâ„¢!
The BATF must have followed me here! Run for it!!