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| Edible underwear made of beef jerky? Surely the President's choice of undergarments is in ... questionable taste. | |
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| I knew you were going to say that. And quit calling me Shirley! | |
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Suddenly, there is a huge gust of wind ...
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| Damn, there go the incriminating documents! | |
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| And my shirt and my hairpiece! | |
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| Shit! Black helicopters in Whisper Modeâ„¢! | |
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| The BATF must have followed me here! Run for it!! | |
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