FTC 179: To Insult Boldly As No Man Before

Author: Namgubed

Date: May 14, 2016

by Namgubed
5-14-16
FFWWWEEEP!
Come in, Enterprise! I'm surrounded by a mob of rabid ravenous tribbles! Request immediate transport!!
Unfortunately for him, a meteorite struck the transporter antenna!
Fascinating,  Captain! The transporter beam has fused the DNA of Ensign Expendable with dozens of phaser-baked tribbles!
That explains a lot.
And now it lives on top of Donald Trump's head.