Alliterative Airport Agency Antics

Author: Namgubed

Date: February 19, 2017

by Namgubed
2-19-17
Meanwhile, at the Havana Customs Office ...
Anything to declare, suspicious-looking American?
I'm delivering this vintage percussion instrument that's on loan to Cuba from the Smithsonian.
B-but don't take it all apart and scan the delicate pieces! It was used for the soundtrack of that famous roller-disco movie!
Just as I thought! The wooden parts were hollowed out and stuffed with black-market sex toys! I'm faxing the scans to your Homeland Security!!
Expectedly ...
Xenophobic Xavier Xeroxes X-rated expatriated Xanadu xylophone X-rays! Details at 10.