Silver Spoonerisms 4

Author: Namgubed

Date: July 2, 2017

by Namgubed
7-02-17
Meanwhile, at Minas Tirith ...
Gandalf! Denethor's gone crazy, trying to burn Faramir alive on a pyre!
Bring me wood and oil!
Abandon all hope! Run for your lives!
He's not dead yet! And whatever you do, don't light yourself on fire and jump off a cliff.
AAAAAIIIEEE!!!
So passes Denethor: he's thrown himself into a pyre fit.