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| Do you suffer the shame of premature lab rat baldness? Then we've got good news for YOU! | |
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| Our patented process carefully rips the scalps from aborted children exclusively provided by Planned Parenthood ... | |
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| ... And grafts them onto your affected areas! Satisfaction Guaranteed or your money back!! Just listen to this glowing customer endorsement! | |
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(Not a compensated actor, results may vary, certain restrictions apply.)
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| It worked so well on my head, I had a second one grafted on my butt! Now, I can give a hairy rat's ass! | |
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| Call 888-555-RATS in the next five minutes, and get a FREE subcutaneous stem cell layer! That number again is 888-555-RATS !! | |
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