Nearly every episode of "Bentsen"

Author: Namgubed

Date: March 18, 2002

by Namgubed
3-18-02
Cue "Bentsen" theme music.
Awwright, who shtole mah teef?
BENTSEN!!
Cue studio audience applause.
Clayton, you sure ain't no Jack Kennedy!
Lobbyists with huge sacks of money are waiting for you, ironically, in the lobby.
Cue studio audience laughter.
Can't you see I'm practicing Tantric yoga on this donkey?
And here I thought he was taking my temperature!