Depth-Challenged Hal, part 1

Author: Namgubed

Date: March 22, 2002

by Namgubed
3-22-02
Hal strikes out at the disco ...
Why won't any hot chicks dance with us?
Because they have a right to be shallow, and we don't!
And again with the hot chick next door ...
So ... how about this Friday?
First of all, I'm NOT your girlfriend. And secondly, you're nowhere near attractive enough to be so shallow!
**KER_MILLENNIUM_WASH AND_WASH_BRAIN_WASH**
Tim Robbins! Can you help me with my problem?
Sure thing! Just close your eyes ...