Panty Reaper on the Prowl

Author: Namgubed

Date: May 28, 2002

by Namgubed
5-28-02
I've come for your panties, Mary.
I'm about to be sucked from a horribly drawn exploding airplane, and all you want are my panties?
Yes. I will accept your panties in lieu of your life.
Sounds like a deal to me. Hold on, let me just take them off...*WHOOSH* AYIEEEE!
I might have guessed you were a real blonde. Didn't your mom ever tell you the adhesive side goes DOWN?
Well, so much for my hot wax appointment.