Ode to the Punmeister

Author: Namgubed

Date: July 30, 2002

by Namgubed
7-30-02
Sorry I'm late for my physical.
Quite alright ... now let's check those vitals ... Looks normal. OK, now drop your pants ...
*sigh* all right, what now?
Turn you head and cough, man!
Meanwhile, back at the ranch ...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons all by themselves!"
Dude, give it a rest already.