If You've Got a Dead Horse, I've Got a Whip

Author: Namgubed

Date: August 29, 2002

by Namgubed
8-29-02
... and winner for Outstanding Essay on Automobile Safety: Maura!
Hooray!
You win a free trip to Washington DC, where your idea will be presented in the houses of Congress!
Wow!
And you also win a date with Senator Ted Kennedy!!
Let's talk about anti-drowning safety features!
GAAH!!