Imitate the Sow, Lad!

Author: Namgubed

Date: August 30, 2002

by Namgubed
8-30-02
... and the Grand Prize of the custom-made guitar and banjo set goes to ...
... come on, say it! Me me me please please please ...
... Maura!! Congratulatons! Presenting this year's prize: to know 'em is to love 'em ... Cletus and Bubba!
* APPLAUSE *
Yes!!
Now say hello to Nashville's very own Miss Purty Mouth 2002!!
♫ ding-a ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ... ♫
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