875th Oldest One in the Book

Author: Namgubed

Date: September 23, 2002

by Namgubed
9-23-02
Hey Barnacle Bill, how did you get that hook and peg leg?
Lost me hand crossin' sabres wit' Captain Hornblower, an' lost me leg to a broadside from a Spanish galleon. Aye, matey!
What about the eye?
Ahrr, 'twas a seagull crapped in me eye.
How could bird crap put out your eye??
'Twas me first day wit' the hook, ye swab! Ahrr!