Retard of Oz, Part 3A

Author: Namgubed

Date: October 18, 2002

by Namgubed
10-18-02
Meanwhile, back at the castle, the Wiccan Bitch of the West gazes at his crystal ball ...
If by "crystal ball" you mean "monitored motion-activated hidden camera network," then you're pretty close.
* RUMBLE! *
It looks like Dorothy has gathered some companions, and is headed straight for -- GAAAH!
Um... It seems we've had a lightning strike, sir.
I told you to get me a surge suppressor, not some cheap-ass power strip!! This is SO coming out of your paycheck!