Retard of Oz, Part 4A

Author: Namgubed

Date: October 18, 2002

by Namgubed
10-18-02
Later, at the edge of the forest ...
We're finally out of the woods! But this field of strange, multileafed plants makes me feel ... so ... y'know what I'm saying? 'Cause we got a communication goin' here!
Dude, look at my hands! Duuuude, I can, like, almost see straight! And I'm like, hungry as a bear, dude!
Uh-oh, my monitored motion-activated hidden camera network shows Dorothy in my cash crop! I'd better activate the turbine powered meteorologic transmogrifier!
Dude this sudden snowfall is really bringin' me down! Metal Man, is that you?
... need ... WD-40 ...