Numbers 22 Revisited

Author: Namgubed

Date: October 22, 2002

by Namgubed
10-22-02
Meanwhile, a deal is struck somewhere in the desert ...
Balaam, here's some money. Now go and curse those Israelites!
Who'd have thought being a prophet could be so profitable?
THOU SHALT NOT CURSE ISRAEL!!
I see your point.
And thus, a phrase is born.
Sorry, Balak. My donkey saw an angel, and then fell over and sprained my ankle.
I'm not paying you to pull lame excuses out of your ass!