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by Natal
11-13-05
Hey, can u help me with something?
Aw, man. This guy is such a drag....
Can you scratch my back?
Can I scratch your back? I dont know, CAN you scratch mine?!?
I would if you would.
@#%$! Im stuck on a post man!

 

by Natal
11-13-05
So, what did you do to be in hell, squirt?
I spit in God's face.
Woah! You're crazy!
No, crazy is when I gave him a wedgie afterwards...

 

by Natal
11-13-05
The hallway that goes nowhere....
Think, Think, Think. How the hell did I get in here?
The bathroom of desolation...
Now this doesnt seem right? How the hell do I get outta here!
Beacuse David took so long to find his way out, the world was destroyed.
Aw! What the #$#@?! It was 2 min! Where the hell was I?!?!
Sorry I got bored. What! They were gonna die eventually...

 

by Natal
11-13-05
I hope she's sweet looking. Never did a blind date thing before.
Holy fuck! Your a guy. A nasty guy!
Hot and a sweet talker. Wow. I hit jackpot!

 

Years and years had passed but Carl just couldnt remember he never left the water.
Goddamn it! Why arent there any toilets around here?
by Natal, 11-13-05

 

by Natal
11-13-05
What's the one thing you want to do little girl?
I like to play with my friends. I wanna do everything they do!
...thats right, they jumped off this here cliff.
Um, i dont know?
After some debate the cowboy gave her a little "help"
That was so cool!

 

by Natal
11-14-05
5 min. after taking acid...
Alright, so this place is a little trippin. Im still ok.
Ok, thats just a dinosaour having coffee. Im defenitley okay. Im just tripping out.
Sweet.. another acid trip punk wandered into my land!
This movie sux! How the hell can you have a bad movie that involves acid and dinosaurs that drink coffee!
So he ate me... Im still just tripping....

 

by Natal
11-14-05
Dave is getting a "Job" done.
How you doing down there?
mmm..mmm...mm
Yah, thats pretty good right there....Oh yah!
mmm..mmm...mm
You were fantasitic!
I fix printers all the time. It was no problem.

 

by Natal
11-14-05
Wanna come with me to the deepend?
Um, no.. Theres sharks out there!
So? Those guys are cool. I play poker with em every thursday.
Really? Cool. Lets go!
So is my debt payed off?
Ya, ya. Havent had a meal like that in years. I'll see you thursday.

 

by Natal
11-14-05
Hmm.. Hmmm... Hmm...
Oh. Hello?
Was that you singing sir? The rules say no form of music or any kind of joy aloud! Im goin to have to write you up a ticket.
What! You fucken prick! Come back here so I can smite you! Im stuck on a cross you bastard! Goddamit, My moms gonna kill me when she finds out.

 

by Natal
11-14-05
Um, can i help you?
What was that!
You nerds disturb me.
Oh, it appears to be a female. Must be careful of her trickery trances. Must not fall for beautiful body...Just an.. Illusion...
Holy shit. He was for real. I would've so done him.
Must not succumb! Must get away far and fast! Man am I gonna be infuriatingly mastrubating tonight.

 

by Natal
11-14-05
So Carl, you cant find a washroom, huh?
No sir, Been searching years. What happened to the Earth? Everythings gone!
I destroyed it and became ruler. Toilets are now that blue finny thing over there that looks like an open mouth.
Holy shit... thanks for sparing me man. I always thought that opened mouth blue finny thing looked pissable...
...And so was the crazy adventures of clueless Carl.
Poker next thursday?
Y'know i dont really like playing with cheep skates but I've never had debts payed in humans before..

 

by Natal
11-15-05
God, I need a path. Something to go on.
I need reason. A purpose for being alive.
Hmm? I know just the guy who could use this low life.
Y,know when I asked for some company, I was hoping for someone more lively and not boring you asswipe!
An eternity keeping this guy entertained? Not the purpose I was hoping for!

 

by Natal
11-15-05
Okay, What the fuck are you?
Im your new owner bitch!
Says who?
God! For giving him that wedgie!
Now if knew i gave fucken GOD a wedgie. What the hell would make you think i wouldn't kick your ass..... Who's the bitch now!
oooohhhhh....... I..m the...bi..t..ch...

 

by Natal
11-15-05
I bet a half a grand I can get you to drink pee!
Your on! I'd never drink pee fool.
Y'know when you told me to get that drink for you...
You son of a bitch.

 

Daryl never used to see huge pencils before he started drinking coffee.
As long as I have my coffee you'll never get me eraser! hahaha!
by Natal, 11-15-05

 

by Natal
11-15-05
Holy shit. Are you drinking coffee?!
No, its actually a tea mixed with different herbs.
Oh, ok. I was thinking there for a sec, "Dinosaurs dont drink coffee!" Heh. I can be delirious someitmes....

 

Damn this coffee is so hot! Its completely warming my insides up and with all these layers of clothes too! I'm dying of heat in here. wooo...
I hate you.
by Natal, 11-15-05

 

by Natal
11-15-05
...And so the caffine imaginary pencil continued to haunt Daryl.
Alright, you erase the bars and with this coffee I'll speed in and out and kill the president in a split second!
Well?... ... ... Good for nothing fucking pencil! I knew i couldnt trust you. Your with them, arent you?

 

by Natal
11-15-05
Waking up in a crimescene, Daryl, the caffeine hallucinated addict is confronted by a cop.
I swear Officer Stick Man. The giant pencil did it!
Excuse me? Have you had anything to drink tonight, sir?
No, I only drink coffee!
The man had nothing to drink except coffee cheif. He seemed pretty normal. Only strange thing about him was that he said a "giant pencil" did it.
So our lead is a giant pencil? Good job Officer Stickman.

 

by Natal
11-17-05
Finally! I was wondering when the old man was gonna send word!
Well... He said this plan doesn't seem to be making the people belive..
So whens he gonna get me out ouf this jam then?
Well... He came up with this idea where you die and then come back in a few days to sorta spook em into believing.
.......fuck..I knew i shouldnt of made that bet.
Ha! you owe me a couple of centuries!

 

Another day with mr.baldy
If I stab you with a fork it's nothing personnel.
by Natal, 11-26-05

 

by Natal
1-05-06
I Think my ass is bleeding.
Yah, it looks like you a got a problem there
Could u just check to make sure.
Y;know what I think ur ass is on fire.
Y;know, I have been feelin pretty relax lately. No wonder.
Can I smoke ur ass... Just one drag man..

 

The "looney" in looney tunes takes a new meaning.
Alright, I've had enough. Wheres Elmer Fudd? I'm gonna blow that bitches brains out once and for all, see how he likes it.
And after that we can get that road runner slut and maybe bag us home some sheep.
by Natal, 5-10-07

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