All comics by Neil_Lafrenais

Profile

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-01-01
Our tale begins ...
Erm, Hi everyone. It's me, Neil Lafrenais. I jumped on the band wagon and decided thanks to the nice people at Strip Creator to make my own comic.
...
Suddenly ...
PH33R ME, FOR I AM THE PINK THING THAT HAS SUDDENLY APPEARED IN THIS COMIC STRIP FOR NO REASON!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
Riiiiiiight.

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-01-01
Last time we left Neil, he was suddenly put in mortal peril by a big... pink THING. Our story continues ... NOW.
Mortal peril? From little ol' me? Nah. I'm just a lovelable, mumsy, wumsy, pink thing, really...
I wonder if it'll eat me or merely suck on my ear lobes ...
...
Waaaaaaait a second ... "Mumsy"... "wumsy"? ... "Pink"? ...
Hello Shorty!
... Abby?

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-01-01
Last time, Neil had a shocking revalation when he found out that Abby had also arrived in his cartoon world. As a pink donkey.
Don't get too excited, honey. Everyone's here. Dave, Lynne, Jess, Zac ...
Wow, Abby, I thought *I* was the only one in this naffed up cartoon!
These kids today get way too excited ...
Heheh. I wonder what Dave looks like.
Later ...
mohh. Hi, mate.
muhh.

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-01-01
Now Shorty, since we are going to be here until you get bored of stripcreator, I thought it would only be right if I built us all a big house we could live in.
Go for it, dude.
A few days later, after Neil has had good time to change his clothes ...
How's it going, Dave? Do we have a place to live yet?
Bare with me, mate. I think I've run into a small problem.
Oh god ...

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-01-01
It's another introducing a character comic, everyone!
Alright. Who are you supposed to be out of our little tribe?
Hi Dave. It's me Jess, couldn't you tell?
If you think I'M bad, you should see Zac.
moh. Not when you're a striking ginger headed slut, no.
I should of expected it, really ...

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-02-01
Hey everyone! I just went out and got us "Shenmue II"!
Hey everyone! I just went out and got us "Shenmue II"!
Subiliminal Advertising: BUY SHENMUE II, BUY SHENMUE II ...
Hey everyone! I just went out and got us "Shenmue II"!
You can never have enough Shenmue II!

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-02-01
I hate you, Dave. You truly suck. Your total lack of charm and charisma is laughable. Please rot in hell.
You're such a frumply pumply silly girl, Abby. I don't like you or your pink donkey features, you can just go hang yourself.
...
...
Hey, do I hear moaning coming from that alley?
I knew I should of stayed in bed this morning ...

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-02-01
And now a piece of random humour ...
Hey Fred, let's act out the "Chicken version of Zero Wing" ...
Okay, Mark!
How are you, gentlechickens?! All your hen are belong to us!
What you squark!!
I feel so cheap ...
MOHH OMULO!

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-02-01
Meanwhile, in a quiet wood somewhere ...
!!! ...
Yeeeeeeeeeeeup.
Uh ... It's Sunday again, isn't it?

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-02-01
I wonder if anyone even cares I'm here ... Just lying in this rubbish bin ...
Hi Dave! I heard from Shorty you would be here!
Anyone at all ... Anyone ... Just so I could have a human being to talk to ... Hell, even a human like hand puppet would be good ...
...
Later ...
Wow ... I didn't know the human anatomy could be broken into so many pieces, Abby ...
Heh heh ... Let it be a warning to anyone who dares ignore my great presence ...

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-02-01
So, Dave, do you think that Sega AM2 will dub Shenmue II just for XBox users ... ?
bohh. Well, they shouldn't do. Not if they recieved my letter.
Uh, letter?
The one where I threaten to rip off their testicles is a good example. *B^D
You scare the hell out of me, you know that?
Now, should I kill him or merely dangle him in a vat of warm marmalade ... ?

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-02-01
"Click on 'fullxmen.jpg.zip.exe' to download every X-Men comic ..."?
...
Wait Zac, I've always been a faithfully PC to you, how can you put my whole databases existence in danger?!
... It's worth it. *click*
[Virus] HELLO MY NAME IS SIRRY C!!!11

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-02-01
So, you're a virus living on my PC, huh?
[Virus] Yes! And I will make your life a living hell from now on! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
How?
...
Pathetic.
Well, I can be pretty damn annoying, I tell you that much!

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-02-01
Suddenly, Dave comes under an attack of serve depression!
*sigh* My life sucks ... It must end NOW! *B^(
*gasp* Dave, no!
And Lynne is introduced!
What a way to be brought into the comic!
DAVVEEEEE!!!! MY NUMMY MUFFIN COOKLE BUTTAAAAAARRRRR (Hi Lynne!)!!!
And Jess complains!
Is that a knife he's holding or a very large dinner plate?
It would help if I could see between these damn black lines!

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-02-01
...
...
Oh god, kill me now.
I "moh", therefore I am ... MOHH OMULO

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-11-01
Oii... No, Dave. I'm Abby's best friend, she'd go spare if she found out.
Go on, flash your breasts. I promise I'll only look and not touch.
Pah. No. Besides I can't move me arms from this position thanks to Shorty!
She won't find out, I swear.
Elsewhere ...
Mwhahahah. I feel all so much powerful for making that panel.

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-14-01
Proper Bulmer answer:
So Dave, what's your theory on the Chaos Emeralds in general then?
Well, it's obivous that the Chaos Emeralds are primarly the Echidna's but ...
4 hours later ...
Hmmhmmm..
... and that basically sums up how the Chaos Emeralds came to be.
SHIT STUPID NEW Bulmer answer:
So Dave, what's your theory on the Chaos Emeralds in general then?
Sonic team don't give a fuck.

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-14-01
Suddenly ...
...
SOPHOCLES ISN'T REAL; HE'S YOUR DAD DRESSED UP!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
THE KITSUNES DON'T EXIST; IT WAS ALL A BAD MANUAL TRANSLATION!
He should be ashamed.
mohh omulo

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-18-01
Neil starts the ball rolling ...
Gee, what a fucking blow hard.
Hello vigilant viewer. This is the official starting of the AbbyChat Christmas saga!
If only I had the ability to move or strangle him using my roots.
Alot of strange and weird things will happen in the next few comics that maybe festive to your health!
Come and get some, saddo.
So, if you think you're hard enough, join us won't you?

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-18-01
At Santa's grotto, somewhere near Scotland ...
Right, you old git, here's my list ...
Ohohoho. Read on, my boy.
"A DVD player, around 100 American uncut DVD's and Abb0r porno with no stains on it."
Oh dear, I'm not sure I can fit all that onto my sleigh!
Here's an idea, make it fit or I'll nail this into your old withered skull.
Try it and Rudolf will bite your balls off.

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
1-03-02
The internet is a piling pit of corruption nowerdays.
Who could people make something that was original created for the use of accessing information into a HQ for porn and violent pictures?
Yes, I'm going for more interellectual laughs now.
Buuuuut, on the other hand, this eggmanxxx.com is very good ... *purr* That Eggman, what a guy...

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
1-03-02
The 27th ...
Happy Birthday!
Hey Shorty, it's me birthday.
I didn't know, so unfortunately I didn't buy you anything.
Just remember to make me a comic in honour of this event.
A week later ...
Ahh!
YE BASTARDDDD!!! >:(

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
2-04-02
After a good month of Neil slacking off on comics ...
Oh god. What do you want?
I demand to be in more comics! The lack of teeheeing donkeys in this comic strip is just silly!
Listen, I'm introducing 2 new characters today, Dean and KT, to the comic, so wait a while.
Maybe if I pretend I'm listening, I'll get more comic space ...
KT is the bunny. Yes, I am strange.
This is ... disappointing.
At least you aren't the flippin' one eared rabbit from Life in Hell!

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
2-05-02
Inside the Abby Chat ...
RANDOM FUZZ!
RANDOM FUZZ!
RANDOM FUZZ!
SONIC!
Random Fuzz...
*gulp* R-random Fuzz...

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
2-05-02
Our adventure begins...
Here I am, going through the woods to get to the shops.
Searching for true love, adventure and a bottle of milk.
To be continued!
Oh no! A communist!
Eyyyy... comrade... spare a pound or 50?

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
4-10-02
We interrupt this pointless adventure with some piracy.
So, Neil, I think we can safely say that we're fed up with PSO now, huh?
Yes, my dear KT, it's time to take a quite violent stand I'm afraid.
Eh. Destroying the PSO server will be more fun, I think.
Hey! But what about my incredible adventure thing?
Oh brother.
Now, let's see... How would I go about destro-- Oooh! ^_^ Trigun DVDs!
Man, this kid is easily distracted.

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
4-10-02
Last time on AbbyChat Comics, KT and Neil plotted to destroy PSO's servers...
Oh well, I've been searching for over 15 minutes now, guess I'll knock off and blab about X...
Three hours lat0r...
... This is not destroying PSO
--BLAH BLAH WINGS SWORDS ANGST ANGST BISHONENS WINGGS!!!
And only now does Neil realise that he fucked up the title. However it will remain like this for plot reasons.
Ah forget it. I'll just cut all the PSO phone lines in the world then. *grumble*
Bugger!

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
4-10-02
After alot of snipping and cutting...
There, I did it. It wasn't pretty but I managed to cut EVERY SINGLE PSO line in the world!
Yay! Now, let's read some DNAngel!
But they haven't translated it into English yet. :\
We can look at all the lush artwork! *drool* And the wings, of course.
TO BE CONTINUED, TETSUOOOOOOOO! Hoho.
... I'm gonna read some Akira.
Wings.. wings... Vash... wings...

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
6-15-02
Late at night in the Abby Chat...
Mmmm. Time for some late night biccies... Huh?Um... yo, Katy? What happened to your bunny ear?
Oh, this is like my alternate ego that only appears at night! For a few fleeting moments, I become "Pure Magical Torture Katy"!
... Uh huuuh.
I spend my days kicking those who do foolish things and whipping those who dare cross me!
Early next morning...
Hey Dean m8, do you know why I found a large shoe mark in my back when I woke up?
Only if you can tell me why I have the words "Infidel" carved into mine.

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
6-15-02
Alright! Quality entertainment, dude!
And now on Channel 5 - "Hot Lesbian Ninjas who accidentally get naked" 67.
Howdy Neil. I hope you don't mind, but I brought my boyfriend to have wild and endless sex with me. And as you're the only one up, I wanted to check to see if--
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I don't care. Unless I can watch that is.
No, it's really more of me and him only thing.

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
6-15-02
Well, Neil fucked up the last comic. But he will redo it when it suits him... for now, have some scenery...
I'M A LAZY CUNT.

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
6-16-02
It's another late Friday night. So Neil gets his lovely fest of porno on Channel 5.
Alright! Quality entertainment, dude!
And now on Channel 5 - "Hot Lesbian Ninjas who accidentally get naked" 67.
Howdy Neil. I hope you don't mind, but I brought my boyfriend to have wild and endless sex with me. And as you're the only one up, I wanted to check to see if--
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I don't care. Unless I can watch that is.
Look ma, no fuck up! Gawsh.
Howdy Neil. I hope you don't mind, but I brought my boyfriend to have wild and endless sex with me. And as you're the only one up, I wanted to check to see if--
Oh, well... call me when you get him to drink his own piss. That's always fun to watch.

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
6-16-02
OH DAMN IT I DID FUCK UP DUDE
Uhhh.. hi.. I've been sent here because I accidentally fucked up something correcting on what I had fucked up.
So, uh, without further ado...
moh!
And the chase is on!
Oh Jesus, man! The spirit of Mentski is after me in Abby's body!
I'll give you "moh!", you stupid turd!

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
6-16-02
Selena is pissed.
I'm really pissed at Neil, KT! How dare he mess up MY comic?
Mmmm... Vash. ^_^ X.. Mmmmm... Wings...
I mean, I'm a major player in the Furry and My Little Pony Community!
...
What lies ahead for the dumpy Selena and her enragement with Neil? Find out on the next exciting episode of BATMAN. NUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU BATMAN
... Yes.
Do you know how dumb that sounded?

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
6-16-02
After Mentski has lost Neil...
Listen Neil! I am really pissed off with you messing up my comic!
Oh... [cough] really? It's just [hack] I'm very tired... Mentski is suprisingly fit for someone who goes to [cough] alt.digi...
I want a new look in return for your STUPIDITY, darling...
[cough] Oh... [cough] alright... [puff]
And with that, Neil took his wand and Selena transforms using the powers that be from Japan!
SUPER-UUUU SELENA-CHAAAN TRANSFORM-OOO!
lolol u is a fag like dat

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
6-16-02
Last time we left Dean (and when Neil couldn't be bothered to continue this) he was confronted by a scary communist!
Erm, no, I'd rather get back to the gang with my milk, thank you.
Eyyy... you work me, yes? You work for me and I make money, yes, comrade?
What will happen when Dean tries to take on the communist guy with a beard on? Find out, when I get two lesbian lovers and a book of Japanese pornography.
Jeepers Creepers! Looks like I'll have to fight this Chinese fellow!
No, you work for me! I take you to Russia and you work like the robot you are!
Get bent, dude!
Blast you, Neil.

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
6-16-02
... Now!
Zac has indeed stolen the phone.
[STEALS]
[STOLEN]
What dastardly "phone-stealing" plan could Zac come up with next?
Hehehe...

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
6-16-02
Later...
Hey! Has anyone seen the phone lately?
Oh no. She's on to me. Only one thing for it!
[MURDED]
[MURDERS]
Oh my! Has Zac gone too far? Will Neil ever get a clue?
Hey Jess! Nice new look!
Idiot.

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
6-16-02
Dave recieves a letter from his "sources" in Liverpool...
Hmmm... "888-XX-HOTNSEXY"... "Just dial this number for a good time.." moh. Sounds promising.
Hang on! Where the bloody hell is the phone?!
Hey shakey. Wassup?
Will Dave and Neil find the phone? Is Zac safe? Find out if you're a sexy looking woman with blonde hair. Otherwise, FUDGE OFF.
Our phone has been nicked, Dr. Neilson. This looks like a job for Sherlock Dave!
Dude.

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
6-16-02
Our heroes wander around the house aimlessly...
Come Neilson! The chase is at hand! Er, to find the phone, that is.
Knock it off, Dave, dude. I feel like I'm in a 1960's audio tape adventure...
Until they find...
Whoah! Here's the phone! In Zac's room, Neilson!
Gasp, indeed, Sherlock Dave! Is this the end of the Phone saga? Or merely a run around? Find out... soon.
You'll never take it from me alive!
Gasp!

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
4-02-03
Hey, idiot. Where have you been?
Oh, hey. Well, places. Anyway, you're probably wondering why they haven't been any new com--
Don't care.
Oh, right. Anyway, just so you know, the hamster wheel is rolling once again!
Meanwhile...
[And I'm sure I can get some comics done before--]
Damn, this sucks. What else is on?

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
4-02-03
At the "AbbyChat Comics Complaint Division" (ACCD)...
Look, just what is your problem with our comic, mate?
It's purile and stupid! The jokes aren't well thought out! Sagas are incomplete for MONTHS.
Well, what do you want ME to do about it, tiny brain?
Tell your writer to speed up his production and increase his wit!
We're all doomed, folks.
... Hey, if I stare at this pile of ashes long enough, it kinda looks like a face! Neat!

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
4-02-03
Oi! You!
Eh?
Your comics are SHIT!
Yeah, can I help you at all?
You know, people say he's the bug version of every gamer. Not too hard to believe, eh?
... And I hate your guts! And I'm going to molest your cat!
And...?

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
4-02-03
I swear that they're this petty...
Oi! Asshole! You killed that boss yet?!
FUCKING NO.
LAME!
No, YOU'RE LAME!
This could take a while, folks...
No, I'm l33t! You're lame!
YOU'RE lame! You can't beat it either. You're "uuhhhh!" when it ownz you.

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
10-16-03
Another six months has passed... another update to the Abby Chat comics is made.
Sorry, folks. No amusingly contrived storyline here.
No pathetic joke/pun either. All I have to say, is this...
Oh, you geek.
Sonic Heroes is gonna rock!

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
10-16-03
Meanwhile, in Manchester (lol)...
Weeeee! I get to live with Dave! This is so perfect!
Well, here we are, Abby, here in our brand new flat!
Yep, and I'm sure from now on, everything will be all right!
Elsewhere...
Zac, you think you can pick them off from here?
Fft. Are DC comics lame?

 

by Neil_Lafrenais
10-16-03
Sel is bitter. As usual.
How dare Abby and Dave be happy before me and Matt get together!
Well, I could always--
And I'm sure the whole chat is behind me on this!
:( So close.
Shows what you know, Sel baby.
RAR. YOU HAVE HOUSE. YOU LET ME STAY IN HOUSE. RAR.
^_^ Of course!

Showing page 1.