Christmas Saga 2: DVD's are better than sex

Author: Neil_Lafrenais

Date: December 18, 2001

by Neil_Lafrenais
12-18-01
At Santa's grotto, somewhere near Scotland ...
Right, you old git, here's my list ...
Ohohoho. Read on, my boy.
"A DVD player, around 100 American uncut DVD's and Abb0r porno with no stains on it."
Oh dear, I'm not sure I can fit all that onto my sleigh!
Here's an idea, make it fit or I'll nail this into your old withered skull.
Try it and Rudolf will bite your balls off.