FTC #3 So that's how it happened...

Author: Neno

Date: October 12, 2003

by Neno
10-12-03
A stray cat! I will pet it.
One pat later...
Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall give you one wish!
I wish I was the president!
Alright. I've lowered your IQ to 6, so you should be good to go.