The Sad Reality of Mario's Life

Author: Neo11

Date: July 12, 2015

by Neo11
7-12-15
Picking up Peach from Work
I'm sorry Mario, but your princess works at another office. Haha, just kidding but get it?
Yes.....ha.......that's some funny stuff
Ordering Fast Food
No egg sandwich for you Mario. We cracked the egg and a baby dinosaur was inside! Haha, you get it?
Sure do. And let me just say that was pathetic
Walking Down the Street
Don't want to get in a snowball fight with you Mario. You will probably start throwing fireballs at me. Haha, you know, fireballs. Do you get it?
I hate my life