Clueless Boyfriend: Breaking the News

Author: Neo11

Date: October 25, 2017

by Neo11
10-25-17
I've got some tough news to break to you. I suppose you could say I used to be Ragu but now I'm Prego
Prego? Like the spaghetti sauce?
Not quite. What you could also say is that I myself am prego
Why would you just randomly switch brands?
What I'm trying to say is that I'm pregnant
Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever even seen you eat spaghetti