Elementary Essay

Author: Neo11

Date: January 1, 2018

by Neo11
1-01-18
OK Nathan, you are next up to read your essay
Here goes-A full bottle of Jack, fresh line of blow, and an hour with my favorite whore in the back alley. And to think, it wasn't even 10AM yet
My goodness Nathan, please stop! You were supposed to write an essay about the best day of your life. What on earth is this?
Uuuhhh.....
The Previous Day
Hey kid, I'll write something for that little essay problem of yours for 50 bucks
Oh boy! No homework for me tonight!