The New Diet Trend

Author: Neo11

Date: March 19, 2018

by Neo11
3-19-18
I'm currently on a diet where I avoid meat, sugar, gluten, caffeine, dairy, artificial colors, and any food that starts with an R
Are you serious? That sounds ridiculous
Well, didn't you mention that you were trying a diet?
I started a strict one but then decided I don't care anymore and switched to one that is way better
OK, what is the new one?
It's called the 'eat whatever the fuck I want because I could get hit by a bus and die tomorrow' diet