Best Hair Competition

Author: Neo11

Date: June 10, 2018

by Neo11
6-10-18
Hey man, how can I help you?
I’d like to enter your competition for best hair. That top hat for first place would look pretty good on this noggin
You wouldn’t stand a chance. Your hair looks like a dead carcass from along the highway
WRONG. I’ll have you know this is 100% authentic and it-oh shit, gotta run!
Excuse me, did you see a guy in a suit come by here? That bastard is walking around with my dead friend on his head. I’ll gonna get him!
Dude, I am so tripping balls right now