Condom Man is Back at It

Author: Neo11

Date: May 6, 2020

by Neo11
5-06-20
Condom Man, where are you? It’s an emergency!
What seems to be the problem my friend?
After we had sex, I noticed that the condom I used was all tore up
Hmm, what was the expiration date on it?
Oh boy, almost 4 years ago. I forgot to check!
Been a little while, huh kid?