Ask Tobor

Author: NeoVid

Date: December 15, 2002

by NeoVid
12-15-02
"Tobor, what can I do about my lack of self-confidence?"
TOBOR DOES NOT CARE ABOUT PUNY HU-MAN'S PROBLEM!
"Tobor, people always take advantage of me because I'm so nice. How do I get them to stop?"
DO WHAT TOBOR DOES AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM FIRST.
"Tobor, most folks just don't pay any attention to me. How can I be more memorable?"
NEXT TIME SOMEONE IGNORES YOU, RIP OUT HIS SPINE AND STRANGLE HIM WITH IT.