CC 170: staples of humor

Author: NeoVid

Date: February 13, 2003

by NeoVid
2-13-03
I'll need that stapler I ordered Unit 3 to bring, but 3's been disobedient lately. Will he even do what I told him to?
He's refused my orders, talked back, and called me names. In fact, I don't think he'll bring me the stapler at all. The damned bot'll just see it as another opportunity to make me look like a fool!
Here is the stapler you requested, master.
I DON'T EVEN WANT YOUR GODDAMN STAPLER, BITCH!