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Senator Lipservice decides to put an end to conspiracies.
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| I am changing the order of the alphabet! Did you people know why it's laid out the way it is? | |
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| It's an incantation for summoning the great demon Eybeeseadee-ee-efgeeaicheyejay-kayelimenohpeaquare-es-teeyouveedubyuw-exwhyzed! Simply saying the entire thing summons great evil! | |
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| Actually, Senator, the only people who pronounce the last letter of the alphabet as "zed" instead of "zee" are the Brits... | |
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| ...And who cares if they summon evil on themselves? Thanks for telling me, Dr Pedantic! | |
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