CC 31: Care to alphabet?

Author: NeoVid

Date: May 22, 2001

by NeoVid
5-22-01
Senator Lipservice decides to put an end to conspiracies.
I am changing the order of the alphabet! Did you people know why it's laid out the way it is?
It's an incantation for summoning the great demon Eybeeseadee-ee-efgeeaicheyejay-kayelimenohpeaquare-es-teeyouveedubyuw-exwhyzed! Simply saying the entire thing summons great evil!
Actually, Senator, the only people who pronounce the last letter of the alphabet as "zed" instead of "zee" are the Brits...
...And who cares if they summon evil on themselves? Thanks for telling me, Dr Pedantic!