Randomness 2

Author: NeoVid

Date: March 29, 2005

by NeoVid
3-29-05
Hello? Is this Billy?
Santa?
Bingo. And I'm calling to tell you why you're never getting another present, punk.
Last year, when you left me the cookies along with that glass of white liquid that turned out not to be milk, I decided this Christmas thing wasn't worth the aggravation.
Well, I got a laugh out of it, and that's what matters.