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| After you drive up, a guy with a huge beard, chain mail and a sledgehammer says, "It's good you're here! I am your new teacher, the mighty Thor!" Now, aren't you glad you paid for this mentor? | |
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| I think I'll be paying for this mentor all right. | |
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| I know it costs 2 points to get an average human as a servant, but I only had one point left for mine. | |
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| I can imagine when our characters meet him. "Why did you even hire this guy?" "Me... was only... one point..." | |
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| My first character in this game called himself Momus and no one got it. My next was called Sargon and people got the reference wrong. So this one just calls himself Threat! | |
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| You're using a real word as a name? Everyone will think you're a freak. | |
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