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| Yesterday, I came up with the perfect pickup line. | |
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| I'm going to patent it, since it picks up dust, lint and trash in one sweep without sticking to what you're trying to clean! | |
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| And then she just walked past me in a huff. After she left, I noticed the plans were missing from my pocket, too. | |
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| The really funny part is that you think telling this story will reduce your embarrassment. | |
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