CC 98: Illuminated end

Author: NeoVid

Date: February 5, 2002

by NeoVid
2-05-02
The, uh, worshipers told me what I needed to know. The rest of the investigation was an anti-climax that isn't worth talking about.
Every climax is worth talking about.
You saved me, and you managed to bust the leader of the conspiracy!
Yep, my career's set for life, and now we know to always listen to raving maniacs.
HOW DID YOU COPS MANAGE TO FIND ME?
It was easy. You kept shouting the name of your organization, the Robot Alliance for the Advancement of Assault on Rectums.