CC 143: the Bo-Heyman rhapsody

Author: NeoVid

Date: September 26, 2002

by NeoVid
9-26-02
I'm an average Joe, with a wrestling job, your average jabroni, a no-talent slob, I always end up with my back on the mat, I lost to Al Snow in_seven_seconds_flat...
He's a jobber, what a jobber, the world's biggest jobber
I go through each match, and sometimes I cheat, but no matter what I do, I usually get beat. I lose to the heels, I lose to the faces, I've left on a stretcher from_dozens_of_places...
My wife and kids, their heads hang in shame. My own tag team partner can't remember my name, sometimes I do a cool move, but the fans just_aren't_interested...
No way, uh uh