Cthulhu and Ned #17: Least I got Chicken

Author: Neohunter

Date: September 9, 2005

by Neohunter
9-09-05
Oh shit, the raiders are...raiding the city! Quick, use your wand and teleport us out of here.
I just fixed it! And I only have a little magic in it left. I wanna turn myself back into my original self thank you!
WE ARE GOING TO DIE. TRANSPORT US BACK TO THE PRESENT NOW.
Hold on, hold on. I think I got enough for both. Just lemme change-
What the fuck man? WHAT. THE. FUCK. AND WHERE'S MY WAND?
You can't do anything right, gawd!