Dante's Inferno #9: Jesus Loves the Little Children

Author: Neohunter

Date: September 24, 2005

by Neohunter
9-24-05
Hey Virgil, you ever meet Jesus?
Jesus of Nazareth? Ugh, don't even get me started with that asshole.
YO. YO VIRGIL. DUDE. OH MY DAD. OH. MY. DAD. I FUCKING PWNED THESE FUCKING NOOBIES IN HALO 2 ON XBOX LIVE AND I WAS LIKE "EAT SHIT BITCHES W00T" AND I THREW UP THE HORNS AND EVERYTHING.
Oh dude your in that clan, the Holy Trinity right? You, your dad, and that pale guy right? The one we call Casper? Yo, you think I could be in the clan.
LOL. DUDE. ARE YOU SERIOUS? IS HE SERIOUS? I THINK HE'S SERIOUS. YOU FUCKING SUCK AT HALO 2. I SAW YOU. I WAS LIKE "WOW YOU FUCKING SUCK QQ BITCHES LMAO ROFL WAFFLES."
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND NAIL YOURSELF TO A CROSS.