Dante's Inferno #13: Thus Spoke Virgil

Author: Neohunter

Date: October 7, 2005

by Neohunter
10-07-05
Alright listen, I'm going out for a bit. I need you to watch the house. Do you got that? Do you understand you have to watch the house?
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Bring beer.
Three hours later...
HOLY CRAP! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE?
I see you didn't bring beer.
DUDE. MY FUCKING HOUSE. WHERE THE HELL IS IT.
The hell are you babbling about...HOLY CRAP. WHERE'S YOUR HOUSE?