False Prophet

Author: NeonScenex

Date: March 31, 2009

by NeonScenex
3-31-09
Melinda, I am the prophet and have scientific proof of gods existence! Just give me your email address!
Okay, I'll bite. What's your proof?
Come closer, I'll whisper it to you.
Um, okay....
God loves you.
Dammit, for the LAST time, that is NOT scientific proof!!!!