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| Okay, I'm going to tell you a few things about Santa... 1. Santa is real. He's just a closely guarded secret. | |
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| 2. The flying reindeer are fake. He uses an airplane. I have to go now, or my cruel master Santa might eat me! | |
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| Ever wonder why he's so fat? He eats us elves. | |
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