Going for the Alien Abductee Vote

Author: NetNation

Date: February 20, 2003

by NetNation
2-20-03
Retirement Home for Alien Abductees
And, if elected, I solemly promise to -er, um, uh...
Retirement Home for Alien Abductees
Say, what would you folks like to hear me solemly promise, anyway?
We want the aliens to retrieve all their anal probes.
Retirement Home for Alien Abductees
You're kidding me, right?
Next Candidate!