All comics by Neumie77

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by Neumie77
6-20-08

 

by Neumie77
6-23-08
How was your weekend?
Horrible! Because of the heat, my power went out. I was sweating my balls off!!
You could have always come over to my place, it was nice and cool.
I don't think so, I thought I made myself clear in Boston.
Burn!
love me

 

by Neumie77
6-23-08
Sup?
Sup.
You want to buy some minicomics?
Do you want to tell me what this thing is?
Get away from me Lu Bu!
I do the light work.

 

by Neumie77
6-23-08
OMG! Did you hear about LiLo?!
No, what?!
She's banging some new guy.
Wow, I wonder what Stitch thinks.

 

by Neumie77
6-23-08
Sonny, I'm having trouble with my mangina.
WHAT?!
I said that my angina is acting up.
Oh, whew.
And my clitoris looks like a little penis.
GRANDMA NO!!

 

by Neumie77
6-24-08
AAAHHH!!!!
Don't mind him, he's got a taintworm.

 

by Neumie77
6-24-08
Meanwhile at Steve's place...
Don't worry about Mr. Whiskers, he won't bother us.
It's okay, he can watch.
Meanwhile at a random convention...
How do you feel?
This thing is pinching my balls, bad. I think I might be bleeding.
Meanwhile in the city...
This is exactly what my horoscope said would happen today.
Really? Mine too!

 

by Neumie77
6-25-08
What?

 

by Neumie77
6-30-08
So, how's it going?
Ok, can't compla--Oh shit, check that out!
Great, now I have the Dinosaucers theme song stuck in my head.

 

by Neumie77
7-01-08
So, how's it going?
Ok, can't compla--Oh shit, check that out!
Great, now I have the Benny Hill theme song stuck in my head.

 

by Neumie77
7-04-08
What's your view on abortion?
Well, I think abortion is horrible but I support a woman's right to choose what happens to her body.
What are you talking about? I mean the forced abortions the machines inflict upon us.
Huh...?
Aww man, I should have read the title!

 

by Neumie77
7-10-08
...and that's why I support smoking bans.
Yeah? Well, do you know who else supported smoking bans; HITLER!
That is the stupidest argument I have ever heard. By that logic, you shouldn't wipe your ass because Hitler also did it.
I know, exactly my point.
Oh. So that's what that smell is.

 

Come to Admiral Ackbar's Snackbar!
Don't pay high prices-- It's a trap!
by Neumie77, 7-30-08

 

by Neumie77
8-25-08
2 new maps!
Does this base look familiar to you?
I don't know, all your human made crap looks the same to me.
More driving a crap vehicle you can't upgrade through empty environments!
Driving through Nebraska is more interesting than this.
At least we can't flip over due to crazy physics.
More "romantic" side missions!
You'll be fucking hanar in no time!
Oh God Yes!

 

by Neumie77
8-25-08
STOP MOCKING ME!!!!!

 

by Neumie77
10-14-08
The New World, 1546
Hey brown person, have a blanket.
Hey white person, bang my daughter.
Ha Ha, you have smallpox!
Ha Ha, you have syphilis!

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