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by Neutron
2-27-01
Chunkymonkeysuperdeluxe Nathan stumbles upon the living dead.
EEEEEK!!! ZOMBIES!
uuuuhgh
PLEEEEASE!!! PLEEEASE!! DON'T EAT MY BRAINS!!!
grrrrblgbglgl
AAAA- Wait a sec..... I shouldn't be worrying about that now... why am I floating?
blbblblblbwheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *pop*

 

by Neutron
2-27-01
ZOMBIE!!! Wait a sec.... I just realized something...
brrfrfrfmm...
You're not a zombie! You're just a walking billboard! I was scared for a moment! Later, nike pawn!
grblhlmnzz.
Bad! Bad automaton! Back to hell you go!

 

by Neutron
2-27-01
Later that day...
Now THIS looks like a better place to see the living dead.
uuuuuuugh.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!! THE LIVING DEAD!!!
Hey, you!
EEEEEK!!! RUN AWAY!
Hey! Come back! Dammit, i'm so lonely....*sob*

 

by Neutron
2-27-01
A few minutes later, over a cappuccino...
Dude! You won't believe it! This time, I actually saw-
HOLY CRAP! PAC-MAN'S GONE POSTAL AND HE'S TAKING IT OUT ON JOSE!!!
Ay! Damn, man! That pac-man bastard ate straight through me, esse!
*boom.*

 

by Neutron
2-27-01
Next is message from the nonsense national assembly. Strike your sibling who has the Mega telephone!
Today, and welcome! We are the child of crappy default! As for us the polyethylene bag concerning danger warning to you there is here!
Safety is reflection! Follow to that blindly!
You passing by the sack, if the polyethylene bag is attached to the body to being possible to see, you see, then your breath and the asphixiate, with own accord the combust stop!
When we speak, I have attached the shopping sack to the body simultaneously!
When in order to kill us you warning in you of other thing to do it is possible the condition of next week. Meet to you afterwards!
bon!

 

by Neutron
2-27-01
And now because of another message from those cuddly anthropomorphic animals.
Today, and welcome! We, my girl friend as for the end which meets could apply the blast which comes to the sack and the kingdom! Today, we discuss our love of the earthworm.
I reconstruct, everything is permitted!
The earthworm health maintains your garden which is the cuddly small people. They are soft, are sweet, the bullet leaps just from those separated! There is a ninja rope in those, it can destroy earth!
I love the earthworm! I now ate 22,000 exactly!
So, never confusion of the friend of our cuddly earthworms, those it comes out of your bathroom, passes by your skull and eats! Way if, child!
Fwegh!

 

by Neutron
2-27-01
And now support to our fiasco of progress.
Today once more! Welcome to our programs. Today, we call the method of assembling the bomb of the fertilizer to you!
The lane cat of of straight it is ugly!
You see in the crispy shellfish, the acquisition fertilizer where are you first thing, and your pack that-
Get the hell out of here! It's our turn now!
ROCK N' ROLL MARTIAN!!
YEAH!!! WHOO!!!

 

by Neutron
2-27-01
We interrupt our comics for the news!
Hey, guess what?
WHAT?
Comics #6419 and #6420 can't coexist! #6419 killed off #6420!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!
YEAH!! WE DID IT!! WE HAVE CREATED AN ANOMALY IN THE TIME-SPACE OF THIS COMIC STRIP MAKER!!!
YEAH!!! WHOO!!!

 

by Neutron
2-28-01
The back section which is in accordance with request, the whatsoever, is not the nonsense national assembly!
To greeting and welcome our program! Those which are strange, the thing are not today, as for us play God, call to you.
Those are inaccurate! As for without being better than remainder and having the machine head!
First the scale of all, hardness is not strange, stop the fact that therefore those are shown. Next, the stop which abuses the quotation from of "wing zero". When outside natural habitat, unhumorous.
The hot dog giving out the steam, completely!
So, appreciate because of the thing which inquires about us in you adjust the following time to live, someone us decides someone dies.
Fine! I know when to take a hint. *sob*

 

by Neutron
2-28-01
This trite now 5th nonsense national assembly episode namely as for with you thinks of that it is another.
Narrating voice of the person tighten! Today, the child, we have done the fact that danger of the cyanide chemical material is known.
Combo being fried all body Chinese seafood, you like one and 2, 3, 4, 5.
When you eat the cyanide chemical material, you taste the almond of small-numbered second, next die. The cyanide chemical material severely criticizes you to the fire of the eternal hell.
Kweh!
In order for that contribution to the poison to which we acquire nut flavor to appreciate in the Mephistopholes, next week connect us.
Oh, sure, blame me.

 

by Neutron
2-28-01
And support to the child where those which love the fact that now you hate are small lovelily.
Today to place and welcome-
HOLD ON A SEC! PAC-MAN'S GONE POSTAL AGAIN! HE JUST CLAIMED TWO MORE LIVES!
Damn! Pac-man ate through my torso again!
OWW!!!
bang
ow

 

by Neutron
2-28-01
OW! MY EAR!!
OW! MY STOMACH!!
OW! MY CHIN!
OW! MY TORSO......again.
What would you, the viewers at home, do?
Dammit, pac-man! Get me the hell down from here!

 

by Neutron
2-28-01
And now, the nonsense national assembly makes the clock of your appearance clean.
Dude of Whoa! Inspect that! There is a pals of our animals!
I apologize for acting my girl friend. She dropped the heroin exactly.
I lease police academy movie everything, like the thing which ridicules am moved.
From as for the person "blue beginning" when technical everything of that representation was obtained from the heroin, when she finds in the opportunity, her jumps, as for you you see.
In order for I to be able take with the cooling system of the world, I feel!
WHO WANTS TO BOOGIE WITH BABY 1005?!

 

by Neutron
2-28-01
The lovely cuddly waterproof towel where and into now it is supports.
To our media for welcome intellectual conversation!
Hey, I just realized that I am bilingual!
Severely criticize you! You blew subject!
I can speak gibberish AND english! I don't have to be doomed to this series anymore!
You are discharged! Write the letter of resignation, profit do the empty hell here!
I'm going to go into someone else's strip and abuse the phrases "All your base are belong to us" and "Moh" until they get trite and humorless!

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