That Weekly Lite

Author: Nied

Date: September 19, 2001

by Nied
9-19-01
Cons are a great place to meet potential mates, says I, DAVID MCGUIRE, author of the award winning comic 'Citrusville'!
Uh oh, here comes a cute one now! Whatever you do, Dave, stay calm and act casual.
HELLO! MY NAME IS DAVID. YOU LOOK VERY KAWAII! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WATCH THE SLAYERS SCREENING WITH ME?
Dude, the con has been over for 3 days. I'm here to tell you Josh Lesnick wants your ass to get in the truck. Now.