That Weekly Lite

Author: Nied

Date: September 19, 2001

by Nied
9-19-01
Hey! Cthulhu! Wassap fucker?
Greetings, mortal "RaijinZ".
So how goes the hate and suffering business?
Very well. Today I ate 200 humans, and laid waste to 12 major cities, bringing pestilence and death.
HA! That's nothing. Today I got locked out of my apartment and had to pick the rusty lock with my dick. Ever gotten metal shards in your sac?
I can never beat this asshole.