That Weekly Lite

Author: Nied

Date: September 20, 2001

by Nied
9-20-01
Every day, I am surrounded by pain and torment! The horrors of hell have no end! I pray for death that will not come.
Dude, you don't even know. Last night I slammed my balls in the door of my Civic, and a tow-truck came and dragged me for 40 blocks!
Thank you, RaijinZ. In light of your miserable existance, my problems seem so trivial. Maybe I don't have it so bad afterall.
I've got plenty more where that came from.
Goddamnit, stop doing that! Who let you in, anyway??
Autobots, transform and roll out!