That Weekly Lite

Author: Nied

Date: September 21, 2001

by Nied
9-21-01
Lookatmeh! You're PATHETIC! ... What? I said you're PATHETIC!
I SAID LOOKATMEH! I'm... What? I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin! I should give you a stunner right here in MY ring. What? I said MY ring.
Ya, I 'suppose' you could do that, but it wouldn't have much effect. My spine was surgically fused into one solid bone after I fell off the Space Needle.
Wait.. you're not Eddy Guerrero..