All comics by Niko

 

by Niko
3-01-04
BADGER BADGER BADG-
I have a gun...

 

by Niko
3-01-04
Today...on Dragon Fighter K!
We shall fight...but I am stronger than you...so you shall lose and I will be victorious. Because you are weak!
I think not, for when I use my Super-Duper-Mega-Beat-You-Up Shin Kick, you will be helpless against the powers of good!
...and the battle continues...
HA! That's where you are wrong, fool! Because when I come at you with my super speed, I will be too fast for you to see. Then I will hit you a lot and make you bleed!
[Insert assorted constipation grunts here]
Stay tuned for the next...Dragon Fighter K!
You haven't a chance against my superior abilities. I am better, faster, and stronger than you. Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb!
[Grunts continue]

 

by Niko
3-02-04
Today...on Dragon Fighter K!
Ha HA! Now I shall power up! Once I have done that, I will be stronger than you!
Ha! You are forgetting one thing! I TOO can also power up and get stronger. So it is YOU who will be weaker!
And the battle continues...
[Insert constipation grunts here]
Yes, good is always better because we are righteous!
Stay tuned for the next...Dragon Fighter K!
Yea, well...I CAN SHOOT BEAMS OUT OF MY EYES! HAHAHAHA!
*GASP* Oh no!

 

by Niko
3-03-04
Today...on Dragon Fighter K!
HAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAH! BWAHAHAHAH!!!
........
And the battle continues...
What?
Sooooo...are we ever gonna fight?
Stay tuned for the next...Dragon Fighter K!
Patience my unworthy adversary! We must first devote an entire episode to my pointless gloating!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

 

by Niko
3-04-04
Today...on Dragon Fighter K!
Now, it is time for us to fight, but you cannot win. So, give up now!
Never! I will stay like the wannabe hero that I am! LET'S GO!!!
And the battle continues...
HA! I shall punch you now! *Smack, Biff, Bam!*
OOF! Not bad, but can you do this!?! *Kick, crash, pow!*
Stay tuned for the next...Dragon Fighter K!
Ah...your skills are not bad, but being the conceited villain that I am, I must declare that you are still weak!
OH YEAH?! Well, your mom is DUMB!

 

by Niko
3-05-04
Today...on Dragon Fighter K!
It appears I have underestimated you! Prepare yourself...FOR I SHALL NOW TRANSFORM!
*GASP* Oh no!
And the battle continues...
Unfortunately, I must also keep everybody in suspense for the rest of the episode!
.....Say what?
Stay tuned for the next...Dragon Fighter K!
In short, you won't find out what I have become until...NEXT WEEK! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Forget Cartoon Network. At this rate, we're barely even UPN material...

 

by Niko
3-08-04
Today...on Dragon Fighter K!
Ha HA! And now...YOU SHALL SUFFER MY...
.....
And the battle continues...
...WRATH!!!
.....So....should I get a fly-swatter?
Stay tuned for the next...Dragon Fighter K!
Huh??? Fly-swa...AW CRAP! I did it again didn't I?!
You know, stripes CAN be sexy...

 

by Niko
3-09-04
Today...on Dragon Fighter K!
I still don't understand how a BEE fits into a villain's transformation package!
That's what happens when you shop the discount aisle.
And the battle continues...
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
Whatever you say, Sexy...
Stay tuned for the next...Dragon Fighter K!
Ok...NOW, prepare to DIE!
Can't...gotta wait 'til the next ridiculous episode.

 

by Niko
3-10-04
Today...on Dragon Fighter K!
So anyway, I told her I had NO idea where the panties came fro... Hey, are we on???
Sure looks like it.
And the battle continues...
Er...right. Uh...PREPARE TO DIE!
BRING IT, PUNK!
Stay tuned for the next...Dragon Fighter K!
But first, I shall demonstrate my power in a lame effort to scare you! Ha HA!
This won't take as long as your transformation gimmick, will it?

 

by Niko
3-11-04
Today...on Dragon Fighter K!
QUIET YOU! Now... *Ahem*
.....
And the battle continues...
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
What the HELL are you doing???
Stay tuned for the next...Dragon Fighter K!
DUH?! I'M POWERING UP! WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?!!?
It looks like the worst case of constipation I've ever seen...

 

by Niko
3-12-04
Today...on Dragon Fighter K!
ENOUGH, TAKE THIS! MEGA-FLASHY-EXPLOSION-OF-DOOM!!!
*GASP* OH NO!
And the battle continues...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Stay tuned for the next...Dragon Fighter K!
SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT!
Wait wait wait... *Deep breath* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Ok, I'm done...

 

by Niko
3-29-04
Today...on Dragon Fighter K!
I SHALL FEAST ON THEIR SOULS!!!
Nice work, retard. The city is gone and everyone in it is dead...so what now???
And the battle continues...
Uh...well.....ummmm......
How about no?
Stay tuned for the next...Dragon Fighter K!
AH-HA! I'VE GOT IT! TO THE MOON, YOU PEON!!!
Superman had Lex Luthor, Batman had the Joker, and I get stuck with Captain Idiot from planet Stupid-Head

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