Dialogues with Jesus

Author: Nirmithya

Date: March 5, 2003

by Nirmithya
3-05-03
*crack*
...umm?
*whistling* ho-hum, another day of work...oh, still conscious eh?
Of course I am; I was just put up here! Don't you know who I am? Who are you and what are you doing with that hammer?
No, I don't know. Oh, I'm just the guy who breaks people's legs so they don't suffer for three days on the cross. Any last requests?
Yes! *whispering* I'm trying to do something here; would you just move on. I'll give you a dollar...