LiceJournal (Part Deux)

Author: NoNewWitticisms

Date: January 20, 2002

by NoNewWitticisms
1-20-02
Yes, it is I, LiceJournal, your new God, and this is Petunia, my Oral Sex Minion.
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As you can imagine, there was quite a bit of competition for her job, but she had excellent references.
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And her resume was printed on the scrotum-skin of her enemies.
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