Osama bin Hiden

Author: NoNewWitticisms

Date: January 20, 2002

by NoNewWitticisms
1-20-02
Hi, my name is Osama bin Laden.
You may know me from such programs as "CNN News Today" and "Gettin' Fit with Richard Simmons."
an evil genious, to be sure.
My next appearance will be on prime time CBS. No one will ever see me!
bwahaha..