College Days, Day 1...Day...DAY DAY DAY

Author: Noahtgreat

Date: January 16, 2003

by Noahtgreat
1-16-03
Freshman year, Day 1
Oh god....OH GOD....Two seconds and I would have had it, oh why can't I jerk off in peace!?
HEY Buuuuuuuuddy!
And I can't greet my new roommate with an errection...oh man...it's not going away...
I was thinking...TV...RIGHT THERE BuuuuuuuuuuDDY!
Problem solved....
....I don't even know what to think...
And just so you know, in my sleep I have this weird tick where I perform a handjob-like motion over and over again....weird huh?